“When I’m out on the street looking for a vox pop from a vox populi that pops, one thing I’ve found I always like doing is walking up to someone, telling them I’m from Channel 7 Action News, placing the microphone in front of them and saying, ‘Here. Eat it.’ And if they pause or look at me or say something along the lines of ‘Wait — sorry — what?’ then I take a bite out of the microphone myself just to show them how easy it is. And when they say, ‘Wait — sorry — you’re a reporter? An actual reporter?’ and turn towards the camera, they’ll see that the cameraman has started to eat the camera, too. And if they say — ‘Are you guys like Improv Everywhere, but just for — uh — metaphors?’ we’ll throw it back to the studio — to you — and you can take it from there.